So, you've decided to get yourself a Pokémon. I have included sections for the homeowner, the wannabe Trainer, security and military work, farmers, zoos – everyone who could ever need a Pokémon need only look beyond this introduction to find the one they require. So here it is: the collected wisdom of fifty-four years walking the earth with Pokémon. (And if you buy it, you'll be four steps ahead.) ![]() I've been a Trainer, a huntsman, a circus performer, a cop, a crook, a dirty cop and a Trainer again, and that's just the start of it I might not be a Professor, and I might not be named after a tree, but I know my stuff, and if you're reading this then you're already three steps ahead of the game. And I'm just the man to help you: there isn't a beast out there that Coriolanus Rowland hasn't poked with a stick at least once. If you desperately need to boost profits at your farm – yes, that's right, there's a Pokémon for you. ![]() If your inner-city police force is stretched to its limits, there's a Pokémon for you. If you're looking to break into the competitive battling scene, there's a Pokémon for you. Of course, that's not to restrict Pokémon ownership to the home. Need a new family pet? Look no further than Linoone. Feeling lonely? Cubone will cry with you, all night long. Looking to improve home security? Just pick yourself up an Arcanine. There are dangerous ones, sure – I can't recommend a Krookodile for your apartment – but there are definitely species out there to suit every person, every pocket and every need. I can tell you that that simply isn't true – or at least, not for all species. Perhaps you think they're worryingly smart and might mess with your mind. Perhaps you have heard that they are too big or too messy, too much hard work or two dangerous. So the question remains: why don't you have one? Trainers catch them, scientists study them they're at work in the military, in cities, police forces, kitchens. Pokémon: our collective imagination has always been obsessed with them. ![]() Coriolanus Rowland's Guide to Pokémon Husbandry
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